President Tinubu Stumbled and Fell in Türkiye: My Take

I don’t like the way some of you social media people behave. Some of you said he went to Turkey under the advice of Gumi, who allegedly said Nigeria should collaborate with Turkey and Pakistan to combat Islamic radicals and terrorists.

What’s wrong with you people? 

 Since when did Gumi become the Special Adviser to the President on Security Matters? Has Gumi become the National Security Adviser?

So he went to Turkey and o ṣubu.
Some wicked people started singing that I-Roy song :
“I know the wicked they try to capture I and I
They shall stumble and fall (stumble and fall)
Anywhere you see JAH children dem a gooo
Get to leave dem alone”

No!  Our President tripped. It’s winter, and any man can trip. And you see, the righteous can fall seven times — and rise again seven times, eight times.

Some of us who have been students of Tinubu have realized that anytime he falls, it is a good omen  The last time he fell during campaigns, he won the election. So it’s a sign that 2027 is sealed 

It is not falling that matters. It is not how many times you fall that matters. It is how many times you rise that matters. As long as you don’t remain on the ground, you shall rise and win again That’s the message. Una nor sabi motivational talk. Na so we dey chop 

 Remember, our Daddy wife na pastor Some people say na the coat. What is wrong with you people? 

They said the coat was too heavy. The coat reach him leg? Agbada is more troublesome to manage than that coat. They wore him that coat to withstand the winter. Winter dey affect old people bones. Me, I dey fear winter 

One wicked person even said the person that wore our President that coat no go make heaven.

No!  Nor be the coat make our President ṣubu. The President can fall and get up again — it’s no news.
It’s because you people are jobless, very jobless people.

Thank God for one person that came out and said it was AI 

Yes! It’s AI. You people don’t see anything to do except to destroy the image of our President. It is allegedly AI.

This AI will cause problems.
Even me wey dey talk now — this is AI Some people say na age. Biden fell. Donald Trump has not fallen. Donald Trump and Biden — who old pass? Na age? 

Don’t you remember our neighbour country where their President sat down and when it was time to speak, they told him it was time, and he said: “Where am I?” Na him release gas for public.
I don’t even know how he finished that speech.

Our President stood up again. Other AI videos showed him making speeches and signing deals 

You people, your wickedness too much. It’s not good.

Age is not the factor. Obasanjo is still going around, playing football and active 

Some of you said the man is 83, and that his first daughter is 63.
So I went to the internet 

 and Googled. The internet asked me, “Do you want to go deeper?” I said yes.
Na so I go deeper. The internet brought the age of the daughter and said that means her father gave birth to her at the age of 10.

If they explain Nigeria to you and you understand, then you are a mad man 

The internet again asked me, “Do you want to go deeper?”
I said yes. Na him I go deeper. Wetin I see, I run 

I now saw the age of my Daddy’s first wife.

When the internet asked me again if I wanted to go deeper, I said No! I nor wan see wetin my brain no go fit understand 

Something is wrong with you people. Some people said the fall is a reflection of Nigeria. That it reflects the mentality of “Emi l’okan.”

What is wrong with you people?

Is he the first person to say it’s his turn?

After all, me sef don declare: 2035 — Dr. Apoki for President By then I go be 70-something, energetic and ready 

After all, you people always talk about zoning presidency.
When it reaches my President area, my Daddy turn, una go exaggerate am. Don’t you people do turn by turn?

Some said as he fall, na so the country fall.

Na lie!
He stand again.
Me, I stand.
You, you stand.

Na who fall? 

Nigeria no fall — we dey. Our currency is coming up. Fuel price is going down . Garri price has reduced.
Rice is now about ₦65,000 per bag .We are giving student loans 

On a serious note, our military is doing well.

Just because my Papa fall, you say the country is falling?
That’s very unfair.

My President shall rise again 

Make Nigeria Great Again — MANGA 

I am part of this movement.

In those days, if person fall, you go salute am.
You go tell am sorry.
Even if he release small bomb or grenade, you go inhale am, still tell am sorry 

Nigeria reach to laugh. Our wahala too much.

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